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Quotes by A. Whitney Brown

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EducationOur bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
HumorThat is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
IdiocyAccording to the Washington Post, Dan Quayle thought Roe v. Wade were alternative ways to cross the Potomac.
LawyersA group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
NotorietyHello, I'm A. Whitney Brown. Some day, I hope to be THE Whitney Brown.
- (Comedian)
VegetarianismI'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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