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Quotes by Douglas Adams
(1952 - 2001)


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DeadlinesI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
DestinationsI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
GravityThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
LifeYou live and learn. At any rate, you live.
LifeLife... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
NonsenseIt is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
SafetyAh, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
TimeTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
UniverseIn those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
UniverseThere is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
UniverseIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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