| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Christians | The problem with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
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| Enemies | There are more of them than us.
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| Immortality | The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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| Los Angles | Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
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| Past | I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
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| Religion | The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
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| Socialites | Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
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