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Quotes by Roy Blount Jr.

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ChildrenContemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
ComputersThe last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
FeminismI don't understand guys who call themselves feminists. That's like the time Hubert Humphrey, running for President, told a black audience he was a soul brother.
FoodScrambled eggs should never be assembled in vat-sized proportions.
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