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| Anonymous | I trimmed off that board twice, and it was still too short.
- (a carpenter’s apprentice) | |
| Anonymous | I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables. | |
| Bumper sticker | Keep honking, I'm reloading. | |
| Dave Barry (1947 - ) | We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. | |
| Dudley Moore | The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. | |
| Frank Tyger | There is no evidence that the tongue is connected to the brain. | |
| Henry Ford (1863 - 1947) | People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black. | |
| James Baldwin | The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. | |
| John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic | The Law of Scary Laws: For any behavior, policy or belief X, one's personal disapproval of X can be expressed as a scary law of the form: 'Those who fail to stand up to X will sooner or later find themselves at X's feet.' | |
| Judge Judy | A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster. | |
| P. J. O'Rourke | If you think health care is expensive now wait until you see what it costs when it's free. | |
| Russell Baker | Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. | |
| Russell Baker (1925 - ) | Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. |
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