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AnonymousI trimmed off that board twice, and it was still too short.
- (a carpenter’s apprentice)
AnonymousI didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
Bumper stickerKeep honking, I'm reloading.
Dave Barry
(1947 - )
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
Dudley MooreThe best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Frank TygerThere is no evidence that the tongue is connected to the brain.
Henry Ford
(1863 - 1947)
People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
James BaldwinThe price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
John Alejandro KingIf I had known I was going to live this long, I wouldn't have taken such good care of myself.
John Alejandro KingCarpe et interrogare diem - seize and interrogate the day.
- (noted CIA officer, poet and covert activist)
John Alejandro King
(~1958 - )
Carpe diem dulcis - seize a nice day!
John Alejandro King a.k.a. the Covert Comic
(~1958 - )
Go ahead, see if I care. (And if you find out I do care, please let me know.)
John Alejandro King a.k.a. the Covert ComicIn an opposite universe, the original imitates the caricature. – Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 7491213
John Alejandro King a.k.a. the Covert ComicWhen I say I don't care what you think, I mean that I agree with you whatever you think.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic
(~1958 - )
The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicCareer-threatening adj. 1. (Government) True.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. the Covert ComicThat 'If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention' sticker on my bumper isn't a political statement, it's a comment about my car.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicSome are scarred long before they're wounded.
John Alejandro King, a.k.a. the Covert ComicExtraordinary Carl Sagan impersonations require extraordinary turtleneck sweaters.
- (CIA research manager and/or cosmologist)
Judge JudyA period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster.
P. J. O'RourkeIf you think health care is expensive now wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
Russell BakerIs fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Russell Baker
(1925 - )
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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