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Quotes about HEALTH

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Bill CosbyHolidays bring out the women who cook once a year. One by one they file in like gastronomic grim reapers bearing death in a casserole dish.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 - 1967)
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond studded wheelchair
Francois deLa Rochefoucauld
(1613 - 1680)
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
George Dennison PrenticeWhat some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
Jackie MasonIt's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jay LenoAt his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors; not campaign donors, heart donors.
Karl KrausOne of the most common of all diseases is diagnosis.
KrishnamurtiIt is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mick JaggerIt's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
P. J. O'RourkeIf you think health care is expensive now wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
Quentin CrispHealth consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Redd FoxxHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Robert OrbenQuit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
UnknownThe advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
WALT HASKINSWhen someone gets diagnosed as having hypochondria, the first thing that they wonder about is whether or not it is fatal.
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