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Quotes about INT

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Aldous Huxley
(1894 - 1963)
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 - 1914)
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 - 1914)
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 - 1914)
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
AnonymousThe one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
AnonymousIf you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Arthur C. Clarke
(1917 - )
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Barbara WaltersPolysyllablic words are not a sign of intelligence.
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- (anonymous)
Bob Martin
(1945 - My guess would be soon!)
"Excuse me, but were you born that STUPID, or is it an acquired talent in your case"?
- (This should be directed to someone who has just done something which was incredibly stupid. or thoughtless.)
Bob Martin
(1945 - My guess would be soon!)
"If rat turds were brain cells, you would be a F_____g genius".
- (Again, to be quoted to anyone who says or does something incredibly stupid.)
Boston baseball fansWe're so used to being disappointed, that if we're not disappointed again this year, we'll be disappointed.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
(1896 - 1940)
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
Frank PerrettiIn the absence of intelligence politics will fill the void
George Orwell
(1903 - 1950)
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
Henry AdamsThere is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Henry David ThoreauIn the long run, men only hit what they aim at.
J. D. Hunter
(1945 - )
I quit being disillusioned when I quit being illusioned.
- ((unknown self))
Jack G. Montgomery
(1953 - )
The desire for certainty in life, often becomes a fast track to the acceptance of some form of mental or physical tyranny.
- (Librarian, Author)
Jay Leno
(1950 - )
President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -- liquored up in a cheap hotel room.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicThe most adversarial adversary intelligence system is always one's own.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicJust kidding – actually I *am* a robot.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicAn intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.
Jorge Luis Borges
(1899 - 1996)
There is no intellectual exercise which is not ultimately useless.
Judge JudyYou're not playing with a full deck. You're one can short of a 6-pack.
- (to a defendant)
Judge JudyBetween the two of them, I don't think they can put together a 3-digit I.Q.
- (about defendants in her courtroom)
Miriam FergusonIf English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for Texans.
- (Governor of Texas 1925–1927, brandishing a Bible, responding to the question of using Spanish to teach in public schools having a large number of Mexican immigrant children)
Oscar Wilde
(1854 - 1900)
The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.
Penn JilletteMy favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Robert WilenskyWe've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards coud produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Sears & RoebuckGreat for general dirt.
- (about a vacuum cleaner)
Sidney J. Harris
(1917 - 1986)
Intolerance is the most socially acceptable form of egotism, for it permits us to assume superiority without personal boasting.
Stephen Millich
(1941 - )
I may be wrong but I'm never uncertain.
Yakov Smirnoff
(1951 - )
The ad in the paper said "Big Sale. Last Week." Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
- (comedian)
Yogi BerraI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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