| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | bj appelgren | questions at curmudgeon-online dot net
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| John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic | Just kidding – actually I *am* a robot. | |
| Penn Jillette | My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. | |
| Robert Wilensky | We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards coud produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. | |
