| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Education | Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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| Humor | That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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| Idiocy | According to the Washington Post, Dan Quayle thought Roe v. Wade were alternative ways to cross the Potomac.
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| Lawyers | A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he
was a lawyer.
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| Notoriety | Hello, I'm A. Whitney Brown. Some day, I hope to be THE Whitney Brown.
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| Vegetarianism | I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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