Curmudgeon On-Line
Curmudgeon: An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

This site is dedicated to collecting the thoughts of these people,
particularly the witty, cynical and humorous ones.


Curmudgeon-Online gripes:

Once, in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew; and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
- W.C. Fields


Here you can sign up for my E-mail list. I send out an e-mail each morning with five randomly selected quotes.

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Since May 1, 2001

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