| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Bickering | The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
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| Communication | Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
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| Corruption | I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
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| Crisis | Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
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| Information | My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
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| Insults | Sometimes I need what only you can provide - Your absence.
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| Life | Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
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| Life | My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
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| Power | All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power
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| Problems | I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
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