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|Aliens||The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.|
|Aliens||Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.|
|Childhood||People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.|
|Christmas||Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? -- Calvin's Dad|
- (Cartoonist, Calvin & Hobbes)
|Inadequacy||Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
|Talking||Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.|