| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | America | A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
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| Nonconformists | If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
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| Patriotism | A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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| Suburbia | Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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