| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Advancement | Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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| Answer | I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
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| Armageddon | Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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| Mankind | I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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| Pesimisism | I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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| Philosophy | There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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| Problems | No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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