| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | America | America is still a government of the naive, by the naive, and for the naive. He who does not know, nor relish it, has no inkling of the nature of this country.
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| Children | By the time the youngest children have learned to keep the house tidy, the oldest grandchildren are on hand to tear it to pieces.
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| Creation | My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed
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| Critics | A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
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| Life | Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
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| Marriage | The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
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