| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Accounting | There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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| Ambition | I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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| Business | Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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| California | Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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| Dan Quayle | Dan Quayle has a new idea for improving his image. He promises no more long pauses while reciting the alphabet.
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| insults | Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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| New York | Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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| New York | New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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| New York | People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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| Statistics | USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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