Quotes by Don Device
(1965 - 1993)

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advice	Don't sweat the petty things, but don't pet the sweaty things
Analogies	Analogies are like, the worst. - (crank)
Christ	Let's not go overboard... I prefer to think of myself as the Semi-Christ.
Christmas	Call me a stickler for grammar, but for me, "A Christmas Carol" was always missing the Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect.
Christmas	Current Bush administration policy would seem best summed up by the term 'Prevenge'.
Dolls	I'm still waiting for someone to credibly explain the difference between an action figure and a doll.
God	God shrinks as the universe expands.
God	If God created Man in his image, then he shouldn't have used such shoddy workmanship.
Greatness	Great minds may travel in the same direction, but weak ones travel in packs.
History	History informs us it is always different this time
Humanity	Mankind is a habit God is trying to break
letting oneself go	Hey, it's okay to let yourself go, as long as you let yourself come. - ((denied))
Semantics	Presuming one can be beloved, why then cannot one be behated? Beheaded seems a bit over the top somehow..." - (unknown iconoclast)
Sex	From 'device-Stories': d: 'If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time!' she: 'If I'd known you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.' - (neo-sexist)
Sex	From 'device-Stories': d: 'If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time!' She: 'If I'd known you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.' - (neo-sexist)

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