| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Bores | Bores bore each other too, but it never seems ot teach them anything.
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| Fishing | Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old cloths.
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| Humanity | The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
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| Optimism | An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
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| Pessimists | A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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| Procrastination | Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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| Work | When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
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| World | Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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