| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Aging | The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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| Conscience | A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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| Politicians | Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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| Traffic | If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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| Work | Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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