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(1956 - )
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| Computers | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | |
| Free Enterprise | At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. | |
| Guns | Because we allow handguns, when you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing. |
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