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Quotes by George Burns
(1896 - 1996)

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ActingActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
AgingFirst you forget names; then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally, you forget to pull it down.
FamilyHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
GovernmentToo bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
LongevityI'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
old ageI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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