| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Acting | Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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| Aging | First you forget names; then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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| Family | Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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| Government | Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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| Longevity | I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
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| old age | I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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