| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Alimony | Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
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| Drinking | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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| Drinking | My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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| Jokes | I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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| Mortality | A wonderful doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months.
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