| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Crime | When is conduct a crime, and when is a crime not a crime? When Somebody Up There -- a monarch, a dictator, a Pope, a legislator -- so decrees.
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| funeral business | Euphemisms such as "slumber room" abound in the funeral business.
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| Funerals | Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
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| Funerals | O death where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory? Where, indeed? Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the aftermath of some relative's funeral, has ruefully conceded that the victory has been won hands down by the funeral establishment.
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| Influence | You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.
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| Speech | Things on the whole are much faster in America; people don't "stand for election," they "run for office."
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