| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Aging | Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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| Bankruptcy | Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
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| Computers | The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn't have to answer the phone.
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| Genius | A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
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| Indolence | If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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| Marriage | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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| Parenthood | Smack your child every day. If you don't know why -- he does.
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| Psychiatrists | A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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| Stock market | The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
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| Wit | Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad-libs.
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