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| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
|---|---|---|
| Associates | When you mess around with jail-bait, you accept the consequences. | |
| Authority | Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me. | |
| Courtroom | This boy doesn't know if he is afoot or horseback. | |
| Deadbeats | If it looks like a deadbeat and talks like a deadbeat, then it must be a deadbeat. | |
| Family court | I eat bullies for breakfast. | |
| Incarceration | A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster. | |
| Intelligence | Between the two of them, I don't think they can put together a 3-digit I.Q.
- (about defendants in her courtroom) | |
| Intimidation | You're not playing with a full deck. You're one can short of a 6-pack. - (to a defendant) | |
| Money | A big bank account often makes up for other shortcomings. | |
| Perjury | Don't lie to me, madam! Because if you lie to me, I'm gonna throw you out of here! | |
| Protocol | Don't ask me any questions, smarty-pants. I'll ask the questions, you give the answers. | |
| put down | Do you come from a long line of idiots? | |
| Putdown | Sir, don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. | |
| Small claims court | No, I don't want you to explain; I just want you to answer the question. | |
| Stupidity | My grandmother always told me: beauty fades, but dumb is forever. | |
| Stupidity | Ma'am, you don't get reimbursed for stupidity. Your case is dismissed, goodbye. | |
| Taking turns | Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet. |
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