| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Age | You're never too old to become younger.
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| Diaries | Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
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| Evil | Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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| Evil | When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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| Excess | Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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| Foolishness | He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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| Good | When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
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| Marriage | Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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| Sex | To err is human- but devine!
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