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| Childhood | The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. | |
| Excercise | The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. | |
| Family | Having a family is liking having a bowling alley installed in your brain. | |
| Humans | Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. |
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