| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Assassination | Assassination, n. A form of censorship that can be enforced with a bullet or by the stroke of a pen.
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| God | If God chooses every nation's leaders, that is not because He believes they can do the job. That gesture shows that He has a great sense of humor.
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| Liberty | Liberty coming from a foreign nation is a dictatorship dressed as a woman.
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| Mankind | Most men are morons. Women are much better; they are fools.
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| Patriotism | Patriotism is often used as a shelter for the thoughtless, arrogant, and greedy.
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| Realism | Realist, n. A person who stands somewhere between an optimist and a pessimist.
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| Relationships | If you are trying to build a relationship with someone who tells you that he or she has issues, don't subscribe. You're not building newstands.
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| Religion | The way Satan and his minions conspired for mankind to lose faith was that they created religion.
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| Work | Job- a term used to describe most people in the civilized world today: just over broke.
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