| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Alimony | Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.
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| Decency | Decency . . . must be an even more exhausting state to mantain than its opposite. Those who secceed seemto need a stupefying amount of sleep
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| England | The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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| Failure | If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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| Health | Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
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| Housework | There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.
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| Insults | He festooned the dung heap on which he had placed himself with sonnets as people grow honeysuckle around outdoor privies.
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| Knowledge | To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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| Life | The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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| Social Climbing | Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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