| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Children | Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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| Errors | To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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| Health | Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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| Hunger | The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.
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| Paranoia | Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smalleer countries are neutral.
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| Pollution | There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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| Temptation | Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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| Vacation | A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.
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