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| Communication | I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. | |
| Crazy | My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. | |
| Life | Life is just a bowl of pits. | |
| No respect | I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. | |
| Sports | I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. |
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