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| Death | My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. | |
| Life | I like life. It's something to do. | |
| Optimism | I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? | |
| Psychiatrists | After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' |
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