| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Children | Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
| |
| Computers | The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
| |
| Feminism | I don't understand guys who call themselves feminists. That's like the time Hubert Humphrey, running for President, told a black audience he was a soul brother.
| |
| Food | Scrambled eggs should never be assembled in vat-sized proportions.
| |
