| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Age | People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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| Americans | Americans like fat books and thin women.
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| Cars | Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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| Cars | Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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| Misc. | Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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| Misc. | The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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| Misery | Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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| New York | New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian
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| Objects | Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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| Pleasure | People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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| Progress | Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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