| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | autobiographies | I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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| Bitterness | You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
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| Cliches | Let's have some new cliches.
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| Death | If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
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| Hospitals | A hospital is no place to be sick.
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| Ideas | I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
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| Money | Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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| Psychiatrists | Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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| Sending a message | If you want to send a message, use Western Union.
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| Shoes | I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
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| Television | Television has raised writing to a new low.
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| Toadies | I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
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