Quotes by Stephen Millich
(1941 - )

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Age	When I turned 65 I came to the terrible realization that my life was almost half over.
Alzheimer's Disease	Regarding Alzheimers, if you forget you forgot, forget it.
America	America is the land of the free, if you can afford it.
Apathy	Give a rat's ass. - (First uttered in 1962 at the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity house in Berkeley, CA.)
Apathy	Give a rat's a_ _. - (First uttered in 1962 at the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity house in Berkeley, CA.)
Certainty	I may be wrong but I'm never uncertain.
Death	If you live long enough something will kill you
Epitaph	I'd rather have my epitaph read: "There's been a terrible mistake" rather than "Here lies one."
Fakes	If you can fake it, it's the real deal.
Family	You can change your Levis but not your genes.
Fun	Having fun should be taken seriously.
Golf	The game of golf prepares you for the frustrations of marriage and fatherhood.
Golf	Continuing to play golf is like a second marriage, a triumph of hope over experience.
Government	Democracy is the most equitable form of government because, in it, greed and corruption are most widely spread.
Government	It is a noble purpose of government to provide jobs for those of us who are otherwise unemployable.
Gun Control	Handguns should be banned. Most people are likely to miss.
Happiness	MORE will not make you happy.
History	What we learn from history is that we never learn.
Hubris	Only the hubris of man could have allowed him to create God in his own image.
Hubris	Only the hubris of man allowed him to create God in his own image.
Humanity	You cannot save people from themselves.
Idiots	Mankind has consistently shown that nothing is idiot proof.
Justice	The lofty concept of justice, to most people, really means thatI get what I want and I want it now.
Justice	The lofty concept of justice, to most people, really means that I get what I want and I want it now.
Law	A lawsuit is a necesssary waste of time.
Lawyers	The only thing worse than "Trust me, I'm a lawyer" is "Trust me, I'm your lawyer."
Lawyers	The insult is the greatest form of praise one lawyer can have for another.
Life	The only constant in life is change.
Longevity	Longevity is punishment for outliving your peers.
Love	When you fall in love, it is much easier to spend more dollars than sense.
Marriage	If a second marriage is a triumph of hope over experience, anyone trying a third should not be allowed to escape through death.
Marriage	If a second marriage is a triumph of hope over experience, anyone involved in a third should not be allowed to escape through death.
Memory	I have a good memory; it's just a short one.
Money	Money is no object if someone else pays.
Morality	Being right does not make it right.
Music	Music is the only language that survived the Tower of Babel.
Nostalgia	Things aren't like they used to be; but then again, they never were.
Oxymoron	Oxymoron: Christian businessman
Politics	I have too much compassion to be a conservative and too much sense to be a liberal.
Politics	Libertarian: Someone who believes people should take care of themselves, especially when they can't.
Politics	It's amazing how people enter politics to help and end up helping themselves.
Politics	The problem with liberals is that they have never eaten with their own teeth.
Politics	Democrats are people who will give the shirt off your back
Politics	Democrats are people who will give another the shirt off your back.
Rap Music , Global Warming	Rap music is irrefutable proof of global warming.
Religion	Christianity was destroyed by religion.
Society	The greatest moving force in any society is inertia.
Success	If you don't succeed, at least you are a successful failure.
Success	Success belongs to those who appear to be shallow and superficial as an accident of birth or by shrewd design.
Truth	Truth is rarely an ally of good intentions.
Weeds	Weeds are like Jehovah Witnesses, there's no quit in them
Weeds	Weeds are like Jehovah Witnesses, there's no quit in them.
Women	A woman begins to need a man when she realizes self-torture will no longer suffice.
Women	One woman is as bad as another but some are better than others.

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