| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Abstinence | Abstinence is a good thing, but it should always be practised in moderation.
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| Accountants | An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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| Cleveland | Anyone found smoking in the rest room will be put on the next flight to Cleveland.
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| God | God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
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| Life | A fool and his money are some party!
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| Life | I started out to be a pessimist but gave it up. I didn't think it would work out.
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| Music | In case of Brahms, exit here.
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| Psychologists | A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
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| Suffering | Woe is wonderously clinging: the clouds ride by.
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| Time | Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
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| War | The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
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| Wisdom | Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
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