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Quotes by Yogi Berra

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BaseballIf the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
- (as quoted by Joe Garagiola on the Jack Paar show, NBC 1963)
CertaintyI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
ComposureMrs. Lindsay: You certainly look cool. Berra: Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
ConfusionYou got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
ConversationIt was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
DecisionIf you come to a fork in the road, take it.
FatalismInterviewer: Why, you're a fatalist! Berra: You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.
FoodYou better cut the pizza in four pieces, 'cause I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
GratitudeI want to thank all those who made this night necessary.
LifeRemember that whatever you do in life, 90 percent of it is half mental.
MoneyThey pay you in cash, and that's just like real money.
Multi-processingHow can you think and hit at the same time?
OvercrowdingNobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
RecordsI always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
RedundancyThis is like deja vu all over again.
SlumpsSlump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'.
StreakersI couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
The futureThe future ain't what it used to be.
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