|Category||Quote||E-Mail this quote|
|Baseball||If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.|
- (as quoted by Joe Garagiola on the Jack Paar show, NBC 1963)
|Certainty||I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.|
|Composure||Mrs. Lindsay: You certainly look cool.
Berra: Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
|Confusion||You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.|
|Conversation||It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.|
|Decision||If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
|Fatalism||Interviewer: Why, you're a fatalist!
Berra: You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.
|Food||You better cut the pizza in four pieces, 'cause I'm not hungry enough to eat six.|
|Gratitude||I want to thank all those who made this night necessary.|
|Life||Remember that whatever you do in life, 90 percent of it is half mental.|
|Money||They pay you in cash, and that's just like real money.|
|Multi-processing||How can you think and hit at the same time?|
|Overcrowding||Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.|
|Records||I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.|
|Redundancy||This is like deja vu all over again.
|Slumps||Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin'.|
|Streakers||I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.|
|The future||The future ain't what it used to be.|