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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Alice Roosevelt Longworth | The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. | |
| Andy Rooney (1919 - ) | I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. | |
| Anonymous | Time is a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. | |
| Anonymous | At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, and heard it all; I just can't remember it all. | |
| Anonymous | I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. | |
| Anonymous | Note to the packaging industry: Yes, it's safer if the product can't be opened by small children; but it's useless if it can't be opened by strong adults. | |
| Aristophanes (450 BCE - 385 BCE) | Old men are children for a second time. | |
| Bumper sticker | When you're my age, you don't plan ahead. | |
| Cary Grant | Old Cary Grant fine. How you? - (responding to telegram asking) | |
| Casey Stengel | The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. | |
| Citizen Kane | Old age -- it's the only disease that you don't look forward to being cured of. - (the movie) | |
| Doug Larson | The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. | |
| Dr. Seuss | I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficult. - (on aging) | |
| George Burns (1896 - 1996) | First you forget names; then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally, you forget to pull it down. | |
| Golda Meir (1898 - 1978) | Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there’s nothing you can do. | |
| Groucho Marx | There are parts of my body I haven't used in years. | |
| Joey Adams | Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. | |
| John Glenn | There is still no cure for the common birthday. - (astronaut) | |
| Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946) | The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood. | |
| Solomon Short | Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. | |
| Unknown | At my age the only reason I'd start exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. |
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