| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Abigail Van Buren | It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. | |
| E. M. Cioran | No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if there ever was one. | |
| Gracie Allen | When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. | |
Sam Levenson
(1911 - 1980) | Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. | |
| Wilson Mizner | To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. | |
