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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) | Christian, n. One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistant with a life of sin. | |
| Andre Malraux | Christ: an anarchist who succeeded. That's all. | |
| Bill Watterson (1958 - ) | Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? -- Calvin's Dad - (Cartoonist, Calvin & Hobbes) | |
| David Hume | The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one. | |
| Dick Gregory | I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. | |
| don device | Call me a stickler for grammar, but for me, "A Christmas Carol" was always missing the Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect. | |
| don device | Current Bush administration policy would seem best summed up by the term 'Prevenge'. | |
| don device (1966 - ) | Let's not go overboard... I prefer to think of myself as the Semi-Christ. | |
| Fred Phelps (1929 - ) | AIDS cures fags. | |
| Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) | The last Christian died on the cross. | |
| Friedrich Nietzsche | The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. | |
| G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936) | The Christian ideal has not tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. | |
| H. H. Munro (1870 - 1916) | People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity; the religious system that produced green Charteuse can never really die. | |
| H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) | What I got in Sunday School . . . was simply a firm conviction that the Christian faith was full of palpable absurdities, and the Christian God preposterous. | |
| Herb Caen | The problem with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. | |
| Jules Feiffer | Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? | |
| Laurence J. Peter | Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. | |
| Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | I admire the serene assurance of those who have religous faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. | |
| Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian | |
| Percy Bysshe Shelley | A parish demagogue. | |
| Richard Le Gallienne | Organized Christianity has probably doen more to retard the ideas that were its founder's than any other agency in the world. | |
| Robert Hudnall (1942 - ) | I don't buy Christmas presents. If they want stock for next spring's garage sales let them purchase it themselves. | |
| Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902) | People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Chrisian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced. | |
| Sherwood Anderson | Everyone in the world is Christ and they are all crucified. | |
| Unknown | He's a born-again Christian. The trouble is, he suffered brain damage during rebirth |
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