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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Booth Tarkington | There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink. | |
| Chrissy (1987 - 20) | I always take life with a grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon ... and a shot of tequila | |
| Dean Martin | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Boswell: 'You must allow me, Sir, at least that it produces truth; in vino veritas, you know, Sir--' 'That (replied Mr. Johnson) would be useless to a man who knew he was not a liar when he was sober.' | |
| George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) | Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. | |
| George Jean Nathan | I only drink to make other people seem interesting. | |
| Henny Youngman | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
| Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) | My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. | |
| Jeff Foxworthy | The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. | |
| Jesse Winchester (1944 - ) | As soon as you learn that you don't live forever, You grow fond of the fruit of the vine. | |
| Nancy Astor (1879 - 1964) | One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. | |
| Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972) | I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. | |
| Oscar Levant | I don't drink; I don't like it -- it makes me feel good. | |
| Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945) | Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | Anyone who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | The cost of living has gone up a dollar a quart. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | My illness is due to my doctor's insistance that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. | |
| Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) | I have taken more out of alcohol that alcohol has taken out of me. |
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