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Quotes about Exercise

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AnonymousI don't exercise. If God meant us to touch our toes, He would have put them higher on our bodies.
AnonymousIt is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This means that when you're 85 you can spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
Dr. Samuel Johnson
(1707 - 1784)
Exercise: A hateful tax levied upon commodities, and adjudged not by the common judges of property, but wretches hired by those to whom excise is paid.
Ellen DeGenerisMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Henry Ford
(1863 - 1947)
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it; if you are sick , you shouldn't take it.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Neil ArmstrongI believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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