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Anonymous | I don't exercise. If God meant us to touch our toes, He would have put them higher on our bodies. | |
Anonymous | It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This means that when you're 85 you can spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. | |
Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Exercise: A hateful tax levied upon commodities, and adjudged not by the common judges of property, but wretches hired by those to whom excise is paid. | |
Ellen DeGeneris | My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. | |
Henry Ford (1863 - 1947) | Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it; if you are sick , you shouldn't take it. | |
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. | |
Neil Armstrong | I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. |
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