| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Anonymous | It's better to be on the ground wishing you were flying on a plane than to be on a plane wishing you were on the ground. | |
| Anonymous | Flying is man's second greatest thrill. Landing is the first. | |
| George Winters | If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. | |
Henry David Thoreau
(1817 - 1862) | Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth! | |
| Mark Russell | The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. | |
| Mel Brooks | If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. | |
