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Quotes about Football

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Edward Abbey
(1927 - 1989)
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.
H. L. Mencken
(1880 - 1956)
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students -- there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.
Jim FinksI'm not allowed to comment on lousy no-good officiating.
Joe TheismanNobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
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