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| Anonymous | What is a definition of "infinity" that everyone understands? It's the number of different ways George W. Bush pronounces "Abu Graib." | |
| Dan Quayle (1947 - ) | The loss of life will be irreplaceable. | |
| George W. Bush | There are some concern about overstating a numbers, you know, invest in my company because the sky's the limit. We may not be cash flowing much, but the sky's the limit. | |
| Pat Buchanan | Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free. | |
| Pat Robertson (1930 - ) | I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period. | |
| Pat Robertson (1930 - ) | The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. | |
| Pat Robertson | You're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. | |
| Pat Robertson | Presbyterians are the spirit of the Antichrist. - (Evangelist) | |
| The Court Jester | The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. - (film with Danny Kaye) | |
| The Court Jester | Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Douge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Douge.
King Roderick: Who did what to what?
Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Douge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk?
Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Douge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Douge, and the Douge got the Duke!
- (1955 film with Danny Kaye) |
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