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| Anonymous | If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. | |
| Chris Codiroli | My handicap? Woods and irons. | |
| Dave Barry | Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. | |
| G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936) | I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. | |
| H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) | If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States. | |
| Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | Golf is a good walk spoiled. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | The game of golf prepares you for the frustrations of marriage and fatherhood. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | Continuing to play golf is like a second marriage, a triumph of hope over experience. |
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