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| A. Whitney Brown (1952 - ) | According to the Washington Post, Dan Quayle thought Roe v. Wade were alternative ways to cross the Potomac. | |
| Dan Quayle (1947 - ) | What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. | |
| Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) | He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. | |
| Jay Leno | President Bush promises to push for research into solar energy -- by ordering an invasion of the sun. | |
| Pat Robertson (1930 - ) | I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don't think any oil shipments will stop. - (of Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez) | |
| Pat Robertson (1930 - ) | I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when they were doing human sacrifice. Your children are acting out Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it. - (Evangelist) |
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