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| Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) | Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. | |
| De La Lastra's Corollary | After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted. | |
| De La Lastra's Law | After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. | |
| Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989) | The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws. | |
| Jay Leno (1950 - ) | If you can prove you have broken the existing law for two years, you'll be protected under the new law. - (on provisions of proposed illegal-alien legislation) | |
| Jeremy Bentham | Every law is an infraction of liberty. | |
| John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic | The Law of Scary Laws: For any behavior, policy or belief X, one's personal disapproval of X can be expressed as a scary law of the form: 'Those who fail to stand up to X will sooner or later find themselves at X's feet.' | |
| Plato | Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. | |
| Voltaire | I was never ruined but twice; once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one. |
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